Quick, think back to Thanksgiving season and Thanksgiving seasons past. How many times have you said "Macy's Day parade"? Way too many I'd bet. No matter how many times you look on your calendar at the month of November, you will find no MACY'S DAY!!! Honestly, commercialization has come this far. It's pretty funny how many times you can hear Macy's Day over the course of like one weekend. Try it out, fess up if you've done so in the past.

Quick, think back to Thanksgiving season and Thanksgiving seasons past. How many times have you said "Macy's Day parade"? Way too many I'd bet. No matter how many times you look on your calendar at the month of November, you will find no MACY'S DAY!!! Honestly, commercialization has come this far. It's pretty funny how many times you can hear Macy's Day over the course of like one weekend. Try it out, fess up if you've done so in the past.

Damn thee Arm & Hammer! Damn you all to hell! That goes for the rest of you as well, you Crests and Aquafreshes. As I'm prepping my toothbrush for the nightly brushing, I squeeze the tube ever so slightly just to get the toothpaste on the stinking brush. Oh how careless I must have been! I manage to find the air bubble in every tube of toothpaste I've ever used. I don't know why it's there and why it isn't REMOVED before sent away to the consumers, but I hit that air pocket and lose a perf...

Damn thee Arm & Hammer! Damn you all to hell! That goes for the rest of you as well, you Crests and Aquafreshes. As I'm prepping my toothbrush for the nightly brushing, I squeeze the tube ever so slightly just to get the toothpaste on the stinking brush. Oh how careless I must have been! I manage to find the air bubble in every tube of toothpaste I've ever used. I don't know why it's there and why it isn't REMOVED before sent away to the consumers, but I hit that air pocket and lose a perf...

FNSU Friday Night Stand-Up for either those who don't know, don't care, or don't get Comedy Central. It is the most glorious night of the week, watching for hours on end jokes that make you laugh. Some jokes don't make you laugh. Thankfully, there are more that do. Lewis Black, Brian Regan, Frank Caliendo, Dane Cook, Richard Pryor, Steven Wright, Sam Kinnison, are merely a few of my favorite comics. Of the list, Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, and occasionally Sam Kinnison had not only jokes t...

FNSU Friday Night Stand-Up for either those who don't know, don't care, or don't get Comedy Central. It is the most glorious night of the week, watching for hours on end jokes that make you laugh. Some jokes don't make you laugh. Thankfully, there are more that do. Lewis Black, Brian Regan, Frank Caliendo, Dane Cook, Richard Pryor, Steven Wright, Sam Kinnison, are merely a few of my favorite comics. Of the list, Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, and occasionally Sam Kinnison had not only jokes t...