I don't think I'm gay

Published on November 13, 2004 By apdelong31 In Personal Relationships

Yeeaahhh, I'm pretty sure I'm not. There are WAY to many things that say I'm not, I'm just secure damn it! I've worn a bright colored, striped polo shirt, a pink bracelet (for breast cancer, mind you), and have a severe head of hair. I don't think I'm gay, but everyone else seems to think so.

I'm a toucher when I'm in the mood, and I joke around about gay stuff and typically homoerotic kind of things. Nothing serious, I'm just secure. I always say "If someone saw me and didn't know me, they'd think I was gay" and I imagine that's probably true. Nobody believes me when I say that, but boy howdy that shirt SCREAMS "liker of boys" (you heard it here first: boy howdy).

I say let them think I'm gay, I won't come on to them but I know I'm straight and my girlfriend knows I'm straight. I'm open and pretty blunt, why does my wardrobe and hair style make me gay?

Comments (Page 2)

Ravenblack

on Nov 13, 2004

Just re-emphasizing your point. In case that's not clear, yes, I'm agreeing with your article. Sorry, if my lame remark offended you.

People always think they can tell who's what by appearance, but they can't.

philomedy

on Nov 13, 2004

This brings to mind a recent experience where my coworker told me that the words I used were gay. Some people...

Texas Wahine

on Nov 13, 2004

I am guilty of calling something "gay" . . . guess I shouldn't do it . . . just like I shouldn't call things "retarded" . . .

Floozie

on Nov 13, 2004

My best mate suffers the same fate as you - everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, thinks he's as gay as the day is long. Quite funny then that he has the most successful pick up rate of anyone I've ever met. Seems that women dig the interesting, sensitive guy more than the beer swilling, so-called masculine meat heads. Who would have thought???

More power to you buddy. So wise for one so young.

Manopeace

on Nov 13, 2004

And if you are gay?... As Seinfeld says "not that theres anything wrong with that."

apdelong31

on Nov 13, 2004

Ravenblack, it's all breezy, no hard feelings.

Texas, that's a whole new tug of war. I have to watch my back everytime I say something is retarded because I know someone is waiting to pounce on me for being "inconsiderate". If you call something gay or retarded, it's fine by me, it's just a stinkin' figure of speech.

historyishere, good call. Just a temporary worry moment, that's all.

Manopeace, I thought about saying that to try to seem more accepting, open, and so on, but I would have had to type it every 3 words.

Floozie, thank you. Around here, beer-swilling meatheads get all the action, why would someone want a guy who's just as sensitive as they are? I mean, the woman needs someone around to tell her what to do, smack her around a little bit, and ignore her until it's time to have sex! Honestly, what are we thinking? Anyway, that's enough from me, time to go hit the weights

Zoologist03

on Nov 13, 2004

You like to clean? Heh, heh....I like to be neat but I'm too lazy and everything ends up disheveled....so that's life, I suppose. Anyway, if it means anything, I don't think you're homosexual-gay, but most of the time just archaic gay(happy). I think lots of people think I'm gay too, for some reason....but whatever....I'll just use it as a psych out or something and watch them tremble with my stereotypical fake lisp thing....or my 'Barney' laugh...mwahahahahahaha!

See ya on flipside...you silly goose(

, couldn't resist),
~Zoo

carebear07

on Nov 16, 2004

Andy! Why would we ever think that you're gay??? lol. Nah, we know you're not gay. But it's fun teasing you about it. The longer hair....I don't think that would have anything to do with you being gay. Haven't you noticed a lot of guys have the longer hair. For example...you of course, Brandon, Patrick did, but his mom mad him get a hair cut, there is Mackoff(sp?) Hitler....but I do kinda think he's gay...but not for the hair reason. Besides....in my opinion you look much hotter with the longer hair. But I guess my opinion doesn't always count...but i'm sure Shaun will back me up on it....won't ya?!

~carebear~

Amitty

on Nov 16, 2004

lol, I am gay and I hate vacuuming. Everyone is different. If you know you aren't or are, that is how it is. People get so wrapped up in stereotyping. My friends do it too, call people gay that fit a vague, someone skewed version of waht gay is.

wnx_decoy

on Nov 16, 2004

Do I make you feel gay? I'm sure I could think of some reasons why Jeffers and I could make you feel that way.

Capt. over and out!

apdelong31

on Nov 19, 2004

I can handle the groping at times, Capt.

I've never been one to come across gay just to get someone away from me, but I do joke around a lot. Let them think what they want to think, damn it, let them work on their trucks and lift weights (not to mention their truck size is compensating for something, I do believe).

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