As I was dozing off behind the wheel, I was thinking, what if children were labelled by year? Sometimes you'll hear people say "Look at that! That's a nice '69 Mustang" or whatever, and I was wondering (in my half conscious stupor) why people don't say "Now there's a great '88 model athlete". Yeeeeaaahh, this idea was a lot more intriguing at 65 mi/h in a near sleep. Hard to follow when fully functional, but you know what? I want the points damn it. And I told myself at the time "This woul...