Hey hey. Hopefully I can think of articles to post on here fairly regularly. If not, suck it. I'll probably write about movies I like, stuff I'm thinking about, or just anything. So here I am!
apdelong31's Articles
January 24, 2005 by apdelong31
(Note: not the same Samantha that has an account on JU in the AC Guild) You're so different from the last, You come to me; I went to her, She wanted sex, and I wanted To give it to her But I love you Samantha, for other reasons. You're so cute, there's nothing else to call it Innocent like a child, sensible as a woman I haven't had this much fun for years, since I was young I had fun before, but for other reasons. Everyone asks "You tapped that shit yet?" "When ya gonna fu...
January 24, 2005 by apdelong31
Granted, I was tired when this came to me, but the similarities were eerie, and wouldn't you know it, I hate my ex-girlfriend too. (There are some parts that don't parallel each other, but work with me) So I start going out with my girlfriend, and I think she's the best thing since sliced bread. President Bush, well my parents sure weren't thrilled with him so that rubbed off on me, but he hadn't done anything terrible...yet. Slowly, I notice some blemishes on her previously spotless p...
January 24, 2005 by apdelong31
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December 31, 2004 by apdelong31
After looking up definitions for both, I don't think I fall into either category. I believe there is a greater being, one greater than any human, but I also believe in evolution. I don't even know if that's a contradiction of beliefs either. However, the church I attend has REALLY succeeded in turning me off to church and turning me away. The pastor is great, he's always delivered a good message when I've paid attention (that which I don't always do), and he's one of the most compassionate...
December 11, 2004 by apdelong31
Quick, think back to Thanksgiving season and Thanksgiving seasons past. How many times have you said "Macy's Day parade"? Way too many I'd bet. No matter how many times you look on your calendar at the month of November, you will find no MACY'S DAY!!! Honestly, commercialization has come this far. It's pretty funny how many times you can hear Macy's Day over the course of like one weekend. Try it out, fess up if you've done so in the past.
December 11, 2004 by apdelong31
Quick, think back to Thanksgiving season and Thanksgiving seasons past. How many times have you said "Macy's Day parade"? Way too many I'd bet. No matter how many times you look on your calendar at the month of November, you will find no MACY'S DAY!!! Honestly, commercialization has come this far. It's pretty funny how many times you can hear Macy's Day over the course of like one weekend. Try it out, fess up if you've done so in the past.
November 19, 2004 by apdelong31
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November 13, 2004 by apdelong31
How much time do you spend on JU a week? 24 hours? Get a job you freak During the election season is when I noticed it the most, but I'd try to find people I interact with every day that might have similar speech and thought patterns as some of my fellow JUsers. Granted, I already know the Capt., Beebes, Zoo, Carebear, Tractor Chick, Deedee, etc. I would study the way teachers talked and interacted with me, because, scarier than finding out someone was a JUser that you were unaware of, t...
November 13, 2004 by apdelong31
Yeeaahhh, I'm pretty sure I'm not. There are WAY to many things that say I'm not, I'm just secure damn it! I've worn a bright colored, striped polo shirt, a pink bracelet (for breast cancer, mind you), and have a severe head of hair. I don't think I'm gay, but everyone else seems to think so. I'm a toucher when I'm in the mood, and I joke around about gay stuff and typically homoerotic kind of things. Nothing serious, I'm just secure. I always say "If someone saw me and didn't know me, the...
November 13, 2004 by apdelong31
Alright, long story short, one of my friends and kids I really look up to had a dream that my girlfriend gave him oral sex. Which segways nicely into my question: are dreams merely random connections being made in the frontal lobe, or do they have some bearing on conscious desires and thoughts? I'd rather not think that my friend wants to get a beej from my girlfriend, but you know, what can you do I suppose. I've heard that "what you think about before you fall asleep is what you'll dr...
October 31, 2004 by apdelong31
In light of the not-so-recent "Cookie Gate", some more interesting, more PERTINENT news has come forth from the same light. Daily Kos has recently brought about one of Bush's campaign ads in which there's sufficient doctoring that has taken place. ( Link , halfway down the page). I know you'll say "Well Daily Kos is just another liberal slanted propaganda site", but the fact remains that this IS a doctored ad and the Bush campaign has even acknowledged it and pledged to re-edit it ( Li...
October 31, 2004 by apdelong31
Alright, this may seem a little petty, but it's a simple problem with dyslexia. My nickname is APDELONG31, not APEDLONG31. If you're going to shorten my name (which is understandable, it's kind of long), perhaps say "apd". If you are so inclined to say "ape", there better not be any question in my mind as to whether it's used in a derogatory manner. Myrrander, you are excused from your post in which you called me "ape", I don't think it was meant in poor taste. Just clearing that up.
October 29, 2004 by apdelong31
Well today was an overall discouraging day. Being that I live in a conservative county, I'm like an albino in Harlem. Word is leaking out at school about how "Andy supports Kerry" and "If you vote for Kerry, you're going to kill us all" (yes, I did hear that today). Anyway, today (like carebear said) we held a little presidential poll. The results were obvious before it even began, but all praises to our principal, he's such a great guy...yeah right. One person, who knows I'm a Democrat, made...
October 26, 2004 by apdelong31
I sit here in front of the screen, My eyes don't even focus I'm numbed from thought Political broadsides I don't know what I did today What did I eat for lunch... Oh it was that greasy burger thing. I surely couldn't tell you What I did last night What I did in math today Or what I said to Samantha That sounds bad, let me take it back I really enjoy listening to her talk, when she does She's so quiet. She's got the job of keeping me sane Through basketball, and less importa...
October 25, 2004 by apdelong31
(Disclaimer: Yes, I'm only 16. If that deters you from reading anything I say about relationships, so be it.) Now I've never been one to be clichéd. I've always wanted to think differently and not do what everyone else does, as far as relationships go. If I do say something jaded, I try to say it with as much meaning and emphasis as I can, to let the other person know that I mean more than it may sound. Is that even possible anymore, to go without saying a jaded or overused phrase for a...