Children by year?

Like cars, you know

Published on October 4, 2004 By apdelong31 In Misc

As I was dozing off behind the wheel, I was thinking, what if children were labelled by year? Sometimes you'll hear people say "Look at that! That's a nice '69 Mustang" or whatever, and I was wondering (in my half conscious stupor) why people don't say "Now there's a great '88 model athlete".

Yeeeeaaahh, this idea was a lot more intriguing at 65 mi/h in a near sleep. Hard to follow when fully functional, but you know what? I want the points damn it. And I told myself at the time "This would make for a good JU article" and I wouldn't be able to sleep until I finally tried to suck an article out of it.

Comments

TheFazz

on Oct 04, 2004

...Sounds...erm...creative and interesting. Yeah.

Gideon MacLeish

on Oct 04, 2004

DUDE!

That reeked like Michael Moore's underpants after a half mile sprint to get to McDonald's before closing!

Ok, so it wasn't THAT bad....I just wanted to use that line.

carebear07

on Oct 06, 2004

Heh, that would be awesome if they did that!

Yeah, mustangs are all nice!

~carebear~

apdelong31

on Oct 07, 2004

Responses: As expected.

Article: Still really blows.

Zoologist03

on Oct 07, 2004

....I'm following that....and I'm glad I'm not the only one that gets drowsy going at excessive speeds behind the wheel. (NOTE: if you're riding with me....talk, or I'll nod off and you'll die....

...I'm not kidding)

~Zoo

apdelong31

on Oct 08, 2004

I believe it, zoo, driving makes me sleepy as well. A scary thought to think I MUST talk to you if I ride with you, but if it keeps me alive, damn it I'll talk.

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