I suppose this is my official welcome. I'm already confused out of my mind, because I don't know what the "External URL:" box is supposed to be filled with, maybe the "External URL"...but that confuses me even more. Since I've got awhile, let me break it down. "External: Relating to, existing on, or connected with the outside or an outer part; exterior" "URL: uniform resource locator" All I can get out of that is, if I'm missing a uniform that I wear on the outside of my body, I have ...