I don't think I'm gay

Published on November 13, 2004 By apdelong31 In Personal Relationships

Yeeaahhh, I'm pretty sure I'm not. There are WAY to many things that say I'm not, I'm just secure damn it! I've worn a bright colored, striped polo shirt, a pink bracelet (for breast cancer, mind you), and have a severe head of hair. I don't think I'm gay, but everyone else seems to think so.

I'm a toucher when I'm in the mood, and I joke around about gay stuff and typically homoerotic kind of things. Nothing serious, I'm just secure. I always say "If someone saw me and didn't know me, they'd think I was gay" and I imagine that's probably true. Nobody believes me when I say that, but boy howdy that shirt SCREAMS "liker of boys" (you heard it here first: boy howdy).

I say let them think I'm gay, I won't come on to them but I know I'm straight and my girlfriend knows I'm straight. I'm open and pretty blunt, why does my wardrobe and hair style make me gay?

Comments (Page 1)

Texas Wahine

on Nov 13, 2004

Why do we think chicks with mullets are gay? Stereotypes, baby! Maybe it's a way for those of us who are less secure to make ourselves feel better and not gay -- by joking about guys with "severe heads of hair" and "pink bracelets".

Good for you for not caring what others think.

historyishere

on Nov 13, 2004

Well, you could always say you are metrosexual mr. delong....

apdelong31

on Nov 13, 2004

It's about stinkin' time, I used to be UBER self conscious. I tried way to hard to fit in with the crowd I could never be in because of a certain jersey I don't have.

I just take a step back, realize I have two more years in this place and then all the stereotyping, cliques, castes, cults, and cacophony of high school will be gone, I'll go off to college and all those people who were "better" than me will still be their own little living legends in Fairfield County while I'm hopefully saving lives.

apdelong31

on Nov 13, 2004

Oh my.

I just completely wigged out, I had no idea how you knew my name. Maybe there's a reason for me to be worried, I'm always on the lookout for potential JUsers (article pending), but I figure you just pieced it together from other articles.

As for the comment, I never liked the term "metrosexual" though it was fitting. My mom kept calling me "metrosexual" and it got REALLY old. Which brings up another "gay" facet, I like to clean and vacuum the house.

Texas Wahine

on Nov 13, 2004

I like to clean and vacuum the house.

Chicks dig guys that like to clean house!

Ravenblack

on Nov 13, 2004

>> Which brings up another "gay" facet, I like to clean and vacuum the house.

That's not "gay". ...

kingbee

on Nov 13, 2004

this is an admirable effort and one i hope everyone will emulate to establish their moral values credentials.

i'll be preparing my 'im not gay' article as soon as i finish my nails.

kingbee

on Nov 13, 2004

i meant my...'i guess im not gay' article

Texas Wahine

on Nov 13, 2004

i meant my...'i guess im not gay' article

Or . . . 'there's a very slight chance that I might not be gay'

apdelong31

on Nov 13, 2004

>> Which brings up another "gay" facet, I like to clean and vacuum the house.

That's not "gay". ..

I know it's not gay, the meat behind the article is that I know I'm not gay but because of what people may see when they look at me, certain conceited, superficial, little-dicked bastards think I'm gay.

apdelong31

on Nov 13, 2004

Erm...I'm too tired to pick up on any sarcasm/lame comments, so in case there are any, so be it.

kingbee

on Nov 13, 2004

'there's a very slight chance that I might not be gay'

followed by 'im pretty sure ive never had an abortion"

Texas Wahine

on Nov 13, 2004

followed by 'im pretty sure ive never had an abortion"

he he he . . . you crack me up, kingbee.

kingbee

on Nov 13, 2004

you crack me up, kingbee

it's mutual then mzw

historyishere

on Nov 13, 2004

I just completely wigged out, I had no idea how you knew my name. Maybe there's a reason for me to be worried, I'm always on the lookout for potential JUsers (article pending), but I figure you just pieced it together from other articles.

You mean aside from looking at your username and figuring out that perhaps that was your last name?

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