Will someone fill me in on the joke if there indeed is one? I've gone so far as to search Google for proof of this Sir Peter Maxwell fellow and nothing shows. I'm sure a healthy portion of his lemmings will respond with cries of blasphemy and the like. I don't agree with anything this fellow says or does, and the facade, although very elaborate, conveys ignorance. Someone remove this veil of stupidity from mine eyes.

Man I hate mood swings. Even when they're good. (This article is really going to be just a bunch of ramblings as I think of them, neatly grouped into paragraphs.) Right now I'm just ordinary, nothing special. The past week or so I've been constantly thinking about my girlfriend. I've been able to see her once since school's been out and it's driving me nuts. It must seem sort of funny how pathetic I am, but I'm crazy about her. I think she's getting fed up with me telling her how much I wo...

Boy it's been awhile. Just catching everyone up on what's been going on, as if anyone cares. See that last sentence just makes me feel as if someone actually does care, and that gets me points with the shrink. Anyway, this week kinda stunk. WAY too much to think about with it being the first week of summer break. Basketball camp mainly. I had my good days and bad, today was a pretty good day. I was doing so well until I landed on another guy's foot and rolled my right ankle. Still hurts li...

I'm so confused. I'm just a youngin', I'm too pretty. It all started back on those household numbers, 9/11. I didn't believe it at first. I didn't know how scary it was and how significant it was to actually be living a piece of history. I had always read about the Hindenburg, Kennedy assassination, and Titanic, but all the background screams and chaos meant nothing to me. After I cried and watched TV for days on end, I didn't know what to think. I was supportive of going over and getting ...

Sundays really are good for something besides being the last day before the work week begins again. There's NOTHING more relaxing than laying on your bed, listening to some music, and just thinking. Accessories such as slight breeze or birds chirping may be added if desired. It's the greatest feeling in the world. You aren't tied to anything. You don't even have to worry about what to think about or what to do, what's due in the near future, or thinking about your flaws. I like to think a...

I came home from school early because I felt like crap. I admit it was better than being at school, but daytime TV sucks big time. Maury is the worst I've seen, but I've seen seen enough Springer to see THE worst. Today's episode was "I had a 1 night stand, the baby might not be yours" or something like that. I'll tell you what, that was the biggest collective group of train wrecks I've ever seen. These women wonder why their boyfriends cheat on them?!? 500 lbs. and they dress like they're 10...

...if it's low, that is. Low self esteem blows. Avoid it like the plague. Only until recently have I really come out of a wicked slump of thinking I'm dirt. I didn't think I was the only one my guy my girlfriend had feelings for, that I was weak, and as Jeffrey Dean put it, inadequate. I worried about everything WAY too much. I thought it was going to be the end of a lot of relationships, because I didn't trust people if they complimented me, I thought they were just being nice (which leads t...

It doesn't get any worse than this. It is hell. The closest thing to it as far as I've experienced anyway. First of all, there's an infectious person in there. No, she's not diseased, but she's one of those bubbly people that has to be the center of attention and doesn't care what anyone thinks about her, she's just shootin the breeze, living life. You know what I mean. I knew she was going to be trouble when she went around the room introducing herself to everyone in the class. Then she come...

FNSU Friday Night Stand-Up for either those who don't know, don't care, or don't get Comedy Central. It is the most glorious night of the week, watching for hours on end jokes that make you laugh. Some jokes don't make you laugh. Thankfully, there are more that do. Lewis Black, Brian Regan, Frank Caliendo, Dane Cook, Richard Pryor, Steven Wright, Sam Kinnison, are merely a few of my favorite comics. Of the list, Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, and occasionally Sam Kinnison had not only jokes t...

FNSU Friday Night Stand-Up for either those who don't know, don't care, or don't get Comedy Central. It is the most glorious night of the week, watching for hours on end jokes that make you laugh. Some jokes don't make you laugh. Thankfully, there are more that do. Lewis Black, Brian Regan, Frank Caliendo, Dane Cook, Richard Pryor, Steven Wright, Sam Kinnison, are merely a few of my favorite comics. Of the list, Lewis Black, Richard Pryor, and occasionally Sam Kinnison had not only jokes t...

Recently I've been using the term "blind faith" (or any variation there of) to describe a bunch of things. In my book, blind faith is believing in a cause so much that you don't see the wrong in it. Obviously, 9/11 was the result of blind faith, but I'd also say that was blind, deaf, impotent, and autistic faith. The hijackers wholly believed that the U.S. is the devil and that their interpretation of the Quran was the only interpretation. Even kamikazes in WWII were blindly faithful to a de...

Recently in my A&P class, we've been talking about the human immune system and the different ways the body defends itself. We eventually got around to AIDs and how it mutates one step ahead of the body's third line of defense, leaving the body to try to create antibodies for the new mutation. Just before the body makes antibodies for the mutated virus, it goes around for another and thus begins a vicious cycle of drug cocktails and inevitably, death. I don't expect any other bloggers to ha...

Closing in on a month left of school, there's so much CRAP going on in my life! I'm going to be so happy when this school year is over. It's gone surprisingly quick, but I have a feeling this last month will drag out for awhile. For one, I turned in a paper to take a course at the local college, which definitely warranted some think time. If I don't take the college course, I'd have to take the class elsewhere where the teacher is a baby seal-clubbing little *poopstain* from whom I would M...

I suppose this is my official welcome. I'm already confused out of my mind, because I don't know what the "External URL:" box is supposed to be filled with, maybe the "External URL"...but that confuses me even more. Since I've got awhile, let me break it down. "External: Relating to, existing on, or connected with the outside or an outer part; exterior" "URL: uniform resource locator" All I can get out of that is, if I'm missing a uniform that I wear on the outside of my body, I have ...